January 2012
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kevinantiga:
I hate your big, beady eyes. I hate the way you taste. I hate the smell of your hair. I hate your body and the way it cried for an embrace. I hate your complexion for being as pristine and white like a pearl. I hate how you manage to resurface into my consciousness at random moments.
I guess regret only comes when I realize that I only had you for one night and that we had to...
December 2011
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American Horror Story is like an evil ex who is...
mrgolightly:
He makes you cry, but it’s totally worth it.
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I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for...
– Charles Bukowski (via funeral)
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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dontquityourgayjob:
anyone who proposes to me in public no
anyone who proposes to me in general is an idiot because why would i want to spend the rest of my life with someone
that is not
me
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November 2011
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Anonymous asked: Are you kissing a girl in your FB profile picture? Is she your girlfriend?
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Fuck me like fried potatoes
on the most beautifully hungry
morning of my...
– “Fuck me like fried potatoes” by Richard Brautigan (via redvelvetteacake)
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